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God Chat

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Man: God, May I ask you a question?
God: Sure
Man: Promise you won’t get mad.
God: I promise.
Man: Why did you let so much stuff happen to me today?

God: What do you mean?
Man: Well I woke up late.
God: Yes
Man: My car took forever to start.
God: Okay
Man: at lunch they made my sandwich wrong and I had to wait.
God: Really
Man: On the way home My phone went DEAD Just as I picked up a call.
God: All right
Man: And on top of it all when I got home I just wanted to soak my feet in my new foot massager & relax BUT it wouldn’t work! Nothing went right today.
God: Let me see the death angel was at your bed this morning and I had to send one of My Angels to battle him for your life. I let you sleep through that.
Man (humbled): Oh!
GOD: I didn’t let your car start because there was a drunk driver on your route that would have hit you if you were on the road.
Man: (ashamed)
God: The first person who made your sandwich today was sick & I didn’t want you to catch what they have and I knew you couldn’t afford to miss work.
Man (embarrassed): Okay
God: Your phone went dead because the person that was calling was going to give false witness about what you said on that call didn’t even let you talk to them so you would be covered.
Man (softly): I see God
God: Oh and that foot massager it had a shortage that was going to throw out all of the power in your house tonight. I didn’t think you wanted to be in the dark.
Man:  I am sorry God
God: Don’t be sorry just learn to Trust Me in all things the good and the bad.
Man: I will trust You.
God: And don’t doubt that My plan for your day is always better than your plan.
Man: I won’t God. And let me just tell you Thank You for Everything today.
God: You’re welcome child. It was just another day being your God and looking after my Children.


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